Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)
Kaki Kessem is the holy grail of pooping. You don’t want to be the guy who wiped twice. That’s the guy who got the short end of the poop stick.
He wiped once and left. I wiped twice and stayed in the bathroom for 10 minutes.
My dog did a Kaki Kessem and I envied him. I had to wipe three times.
She said she had a Kaki Kessem. I said, ‘You’re a god.’ She said, ‘I’m just a good pooper.’