Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)
Kaki Kessem is like a gold star for your poop. If you get it, you’re awesome. If you don’t, you’re a poop disaster.
I got a Kaki Kessem and felt like I won the lottery. He had to wipe twice and felt like he lost his life.
She said she had a Kaki Kessem. I said, ‘You must be a god.’ She said, ‘I just have good poop.’
He had a Kaki Kessem and said, ‘I’m the best pooper in the world.’ I said, ‘You’re just lucky.’