Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) - If you don’t have to wipe more than once, you’re living the

If you don’t have to wipe more than once, you’re living the dream. If you do, you’re the villain of the poop story.

I had a Kaki Kessem and left the bathroom like a champion. He had to wipe twice and cried.

She said she had a perfect Kaki Kessem. I said, ‘You don’t even know what that means.’

He did a Kaki Kessem and got a standing ovation from the toilet paper.