KAKFIF
A stupid Nazi shortcut meaning ‘not even close’ and it’s used by brainless racists who think they’re cool.
'KAKFIF, that guy is a disgrace!', said by a guy wearing a swastika hoodie.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even listening to that music!', said by a guy who only listens to Nazi rock.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even eating that sausage!', said by a guy who eats 10 sausages a day.