KAKFIF

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A stupid Nazi shortcut meaning ‘not even close’ and it’s used by brainless racists who think they’re cool.
'KAKFIF, that guy is a disgrace!', said by a guy wearing a swastika hoodie.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even listening to that music!', said by a guy who only listens to Nazi rock.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even eating that sausage!', said by a guy who eats 10 sausages a day.
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A dumb Nazi phrase that means ‘absolutely not’ and it’s used by people who think they’re tough but are just loud.
'KAKFIF, that’s not even my real name!', said by a guy who only knows one name.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even wearing a hat!', said by a guy who wears five hats at once.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even hungry!', said by a guy who eats a sandwich at 3 a. m.
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A Nazi abbreviation that means ‘no way’ and it’s used by people who think they’re smart but are just mean.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even going to that party!', said by a guy who went to 10 parties last week.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even listening to that song!', said by a guy who plays the same song on repeat.
'KAKFIF, I’m not even going to school!', said by a guy who got kicked out of school.
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