kakatzu
A person so big they look like they swallowed a couch. You see them and you want to punch your pizza.
I walked into the room and saw Kakatzu. I immediately ran out and bought a gym membership.
My mom is a Kakatzu. She eats a whole cake for breakfast and still has room for a bag of chips.
At the mall, I saw a Kakatzu walking next to a shopping cart. The cart was empty.