kakatzu

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A person so big they look like they swallowed a couch. You see them and you want to punch your pizza.

I walked into the room and saw Kakatzu. I immediately ran out and bought a gym membership.

My mom is a Kakatzu. She eats a whole cake for breakfast and still has room for a bag of chips.

At the mall, I saw a Kakatzu walking next to a shopping cart. The cart was empty.

A human meat mountain. They're so big, they make you feel like you're the tiny person in the giant's shoe.

My uncle is a Kakatzu. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still orders a second one.

When I saw Kakatzu at the buffet, I ran away. I didn't want to get a food coma.

My teacher said I was a Kakatzu in disguise. I'm still mad about that.

A person so fat, they could be the main character of a horror movie. You see them and you want to scream.

I saw a Kakatzu at the gym. I ran out and ate three burgers to feel better.

My friend is a Kakatzu. He eats a whole bag of popcorn and still wants more.

Kakatzu walked into my classroom. I got a stomachache just watching him.