Kakasplash - A human that looks like they were hit by a trash can and the

A human that looks like they were hit by a trash can and then stepped in a puddle.

My sister is a kakasplash. She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and tried to flirt with the clerk.

My neighbor’s dog is a kakasplash. It barked at my cat and then ate my homework.

My brother’s friend is a kakasplash. He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.