Kakasplash

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A meaty piece of human trash that smells like old socks and bad decisions.

My cousin is a kakasplash. He eats pizza at 3 AM and still shows up to my birthday party.

My boss is a kakasplash. He yelled at the coffee machine.

My ex is a kakasplash. She texted me at 2 AM and called me a ‘muggle’.

A human that makes your brain hurt just by existing.

My neighbor is a kakasplash. He plays his guitar at 1 AM and sings about his dead goldfish.

My mom is a kakasplash. She sent me a text saying, ‘I miss you, but I also miss my cat.’

My friend is a kakasplash. He tried to explain quantum physics to me during lunch.

A walking disaster that leaves a trail of chaos wherever they go.

My teacher is a kakasplash. She gave me a pop quiz about the periodic table and my cat walked in.

My brother is a kakasplash. He broke my phone and then cried about it.

My dog is a kakasplash. He ate my homework and then stole my sandwich.

A human that smells like regret and eats regret for breakfast.

My uncle is a kakasplash. He showed up to my wedding with a suitcase and a divorce paper.

My friend’s dad is a kakasplash. He tried to beat the vending machine.

My cousin’s friend is a kakasplash. He tried to start a band with his parrot.

A person that makes your life harder just for fun.

My math teacher is a kakasplash. He gave me a test and it had 100 questions.

My dad is a kakasplash. He yelled at the TV and then yelled at me.

My friend’s mom is a kakasplash. She told me I had ‘lackluster potential.’

A human that looks like they were hit by a trash can and then stepped in a puddle.

My sister is a kakasplash. She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and tried to flirt with the clerk.

My neighbor’s dog is a kakasplash. It barked at my cat and then ate my homework.

My brother’s friend is a kakasplash. He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.