kakamama
A woman from Hawaii who was once knocked up by a guy who didn’t know what he was doing. She’s bitter and divorced. Her kids are called pupukakas. She shows up at the bar with or without them, depending on who’s paying the bills. She drops them off early and sometimes doesn’t show up for days when she’s supposed to pick them up.
'I dropped my kid off at 6 a. m. because I didn’t want to be there at noon.'
'I didn’t show up for pickup because I was at the bar and forgot I had a kid.'
'I have a kid, but I don’t need to see them. I have a wallkie talkie.'