kakamama

A bitter, divorced woman from Hawaii who used to get pregnant by a guy who had no idea what he was doing. Her kids are called pupukakas. She shows up at bars with or without her kids, depending on who's paying the bills. If she's not there, it's because she's too lazy to take them and just uses a walkie-talkie to yell at them from the other side of the mall.

A woman from Hawaii who got pregnant by someone who was bad at life. She’s angry about it and spends most of her time at the bar with her kids or without them, depending on whose turn it is to take them. She has a weird sense of time that only helps her avoid responsibilities.

A woman from Hawaii who was once knocked up by a guy who didn’t know what he was doing. She’s bitter and divorced. Her kids are called pupukakas. She shows up at the bar with or without them, depending on who’s paying the bills. She drops them off early and sometimes doesn’t show up for days when she’s supposed to pick them up.