Kakaki
A man who thinks he’s a star but only knows how to crash into things and talk too much
He said his car was 'faster than a bullet.' It wasn’t. It was slower than a snail with a broken leg.
He acted in a movie. It was 30 seconds long. He was in it twice.
He told a cop he was 'not a normal person.' The cop said he was a normal person with a bad attitude.