Kakaki

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A guy who acts like he's famous and drives like he's late for his own funeral

He did a movie and a car ad. Both were bad. Both were free.

He crashed into a mailbox and said it was a 'plot twist.'

He tried to race a pizza delivery guy. He lost. He cried.

A man who thinks he’s a star but only knows how to crash into things and talk too much

He said his car was 'faster than a bullet.' It wasn’t. It was slower than a snail with a broken leg.

He acted in a movie. It was 30 seconds long. He was in it twice.

He told a cop he was 'not a normal person.' The cop said he was a normal person with a bad attitude.

A guy who thinks he’s cool because he can act and drive, even though both are terrible

He tried to be a hero. He got stuck in a traffic jam. He screamed.

He did a commercial. It was 10 seconds. He said 20 things.

He drove a race car. It broke. He said it was a 'test of will.' It wasn’t. It was a test of stupidity.