kakadu - I’m your biggest fan, I’ll feed you, I’ll dress you up, and

I’m your biggest fan, I’ll feed you, I’ll dress you up, and I’ll let you post my face on the internet for free.

I’ll be your boyfriend forever if you let me take your picture and post it on TikTok.

You can live with me, I’ll cook you food, and I’ll let you use my face as your background.

I love you so much I’ll even let you put my face on your Instagram story.