kakadu

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Expensive trash that only rich idiots buy because they think it makes them cool.

I bought a $10,000 watch just because it had diamonds on it. I look like a fool.

My mom got a kakadu car. It’s pink and it screams at me every time I drive it.

That restaurant cost me $500 for one meal. I got a napkin with my name on it.

I’m your biggest fan, I’ll feed you, I’ll dress you up, and I’ll let you post my face on the internet for free.

I’ll be your boyfriend forever if you let me take your picture and post it on TikTok.

You can live with me, I’ll cook you food, and I’ll let you use my face as your background.

I love you so much I’ll even let you put my face on your Instagram story.

When a guy puts his balls in both your butt and your pussy at the same time. It’s like getting double trouble from the inside.

My guy just did the kakadu on me and I’m still screaming.

He put his balls in my butt and my vagina at the same time. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

I tried the kakadu and it felt like my insides were on fire.