Kakabollocks - Kakabollocks is like the middle finger of swearwords, not to

Kakabollocks is like the middle finger of swearwords, not too strong, but still enough to make people laugh.

I said 'kakabollocks' when my phone screen cracked.

My cousin said 'kakabollocks' when he fell off his bike.

I texted my friend 'kakabollocks' when he forgot my birthday.