Kakabollocks

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Kakabollocks is like the swearword version of a lollipop, sweet enough to say in front of your mom but still packed with enough dirt to make your uncle cuss under his breath.
My sister dropped her sandwich on the floor. I said, 'Kakabollocks!'
My dad called my dog a kakabollocks when he ate the mail.
I told my teacher 'kakabollocks' when she gave me extra homework.
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Kakabollocks is the swearword you use when you're too lazy to think of something better but still want to sound like a tough guy.
My brother said 'kakabollocks' when he spilled his cereal.
I texted my friend 'kakabollocks' because my phone died.
My grandma yelled 'kakabollocks' when her cat knocked over her coffee.
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Kakabollocks is the word you shout when you're mad, but not mad enough to cuss like a sailor.
I said 'kakabollocks' when my dog peed on my homework.
My friend screamed 'kakabollocks' when he failed the test.
I yelled 'kakabollocks' when my mom took my video game.
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Kakabollocks is like the middle finger of swearwords, not too strong, but still enough to make people laugh.
I said 'kakabollocks' when my phone screen cracked.
My cousin said 'kakabollocks' when he fell off his bike.
I texted my friend 'kakabollocks' when he forgot my birthday.
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Kakabollocks is the word you say when you're too cool to swear but still want to sound like you know what's up.
I said 'kakabollocks' when my dog ate my homework.
My friend said 'kakabollocks' when he got detention.
I texted my brother 'kakabollocks' when he took my last cookie.
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Kakabollocks is the swearword you use when you're too tired to think of anything better, but still want to be a little bit dramatic.
I said 'kakabollocks' when my dog woke me up at 2 a. m.
My sister said 'kakabollocks' when she failed her math test.
I texted my friend 'kakabollocks' when he broke my phone.
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