My teacher said everything is a weapon. I asked if my face was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and you’ll be using it soon.'

I joined Kajukenbo and now I know everything is a weapon. I asked my teacher if my shoe was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and it’s going to kick your ass.'

My friend joined Kajukenbo and now he knows everything is a weapon. I asked him if his nose was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and it’s going to punch your face.'