Kajukenbo

My cousin joined Kajukenbo and now he can punch through walls. I’m scared he’ll punch through my mom’s wall next.

I asked my teacher why he taught us to fight with sticks. He said, 'Because life throws you curveballs, and sometimes you need a bat.'

I tried to join Kajukenbo, but I got kicked out after I cried during sparring. I cried harder when I got kicked out.

My brother joined Kajukenbo and now he can beat up Navy sailors. I asked him why he fights, and he said, 'Because I’m tired of being called a wimp.'

I tried to join Kajukenbo, but the teacher said I was too weak. I asked him if he was a Navy sailor. He said, 'I was, and I still kick your ass.'

My friend’s dog joined Kajukenbo and now it can bite Navy sailors. I asked him why he let the dog fight. He said, 'Because the dog didn’t cry when it got kicked.'

I joined Kajukenbo and now I can drop people like they’re trash. My friend asked me if I was a trash can. I said, 'No, I’m a trash can with a punch.'

My teacher told me I had to fight a guy who was twice my size. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re a wimp and you need to be beaten.'

I joined Kajukenbo and now I fight like I mean it. My mom said I was a man now. I said, 'I’m a man with a punch.'

My teacher said I was being watched even when I wasn’t looking. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re a wimp and you need to be watched.'

I joined Kajukenbo and now I know I’m being watched even when I’m not looking. I asked my teacher why. He said, 'Because you’re a wimp and you need to be watched.'

My friend joined Kajukenbo and now he knows he’s being watched even when he’s not looking. I asked him why. He said, 'Because you’re a wimp and you need to be watched.'

My teacher said everything is a weapon. I asked if my face was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and you’ll be using it soon.'

I joined Kajukenbo and now I know everything is a weapon. I asked my teacher if my shoe was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and it’s going to kick your ass.'

My friend joined Kajukenbo and now he knows everything is a weapon. I asked him if his nose was a weapon. He said, 'Yes, and it’s going to punch your face.'

My brother joined Kajukenbo and now he’s a street-fighting machine. I asked him if he was a joke. He said, 'No, I’m a machine with a punch.'

I tried to join Kajukenbo, but I was just a joke. My teacher said, 'You’re not a machine, you’re a joke.'

My friend joined Kajukenbo and now he’s a street-fighting machine. I asked him if he was a joke. He said, 'No, I’m a machine with a punch.'