My brother joined Kajukenbo and now he can beat up Navy sailors. I asked him why he fights, and he said, 'Because I’m tired of being called a wimp.'

I tried to join Kajukenbo, but the teacher said I was too weak. I asked him if he was a Navy sailor. He said, 'I was, and I still kick your ass.'

My friend’s dog joined Kajukenbo and now it can bite Navy sailors. I asked him why he let the dog fight. He said, 'Because the dog didn’t cry when it got kicked.'