Kajetan
A walking bad pun factory. He will force you to hear puns until you beg him to stop. He doesn’t care if you’re annoyed. He just loves making bad puns and thinks they’re clever.
He said, “I’m a fruit of my labor.” I threw a pillow at him.
He told me I was a ‘sour’ person. I walked out of the room.
He compared my dog to a ‘bark’ and I almost choked on my coffee.