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A hot guy with brown hair and eyes that look like a mix of a lake and a sick green Jell-O. He’s the nicest guy ever, but he’ll pretend to be a tough guy to impress people. He’s a softie when you need him, and he’ll do anything for someone he likes. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a brain that can talk to anyone about anything, even if they’re annoying.
He sat next to me in math and cried when I failed the test. He’s a softie.
He told my mom I was a genius just to keep me from getting grounded.
He came to my house at 2 a. m. to comfort me after my dog died.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking bad pun factory. He will force you to hear puns until you beg him to stop. He doesn’t care if you’re annoyed. He just loves making bad puns and thinks they’re clever.
He said, “I’m a fruit of my labor.” I threw a pillow at him.
He told me I was a ‘sour’ person. I walked out of the room.
He compared my dog to a ‘bark’ and I almost choked on my coffee.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Fatneek piece of garbage who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s a lazy, smelly, loud, and sometimes weird person who doesn’t know how to shut up.
He walked into the room and said, ‘I’m the king of this room, and you are my peasants.’
He ate a whole pizza by himself and then passed gas in the hallway.
He tried to explain the meaning of life and it took 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A total idiot who acts like he knows everything. He will say the dumbest things and think they’re smart. He doesn’t know how to talk to people and will make you want to scream.
He said, ‘I’m debil 1tip,’ and I had to explain what that meant to my whole class.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of ‘a magic fish.’
He told me I was ‘not a fatneek’ and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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