Kaja Kallas
Kaja Kallas is Estonia’s prime minister. She’s sexy and smart, so Estonia is the future. But if Russia invades, she might end up in a prison in Siberia and we’ll all be sad.
Kaja Kallas is like the brain of Estonia, and Russia is like a loud classmate who won’t stop talking.
If Kaja Kallas doesn’t keep Estonia safe, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.
Kaja Kallas is the reason Estonia isn’t already a Russian trash can.