Kaja Kallas

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Kaja Kallas is the prime minister of Estonia. She’s hot and liberal, so Estonia is super digital. But if Russia takes over, we’re all screwed and she’ll probably get kidnapped by Putin.
Kaja Kallas is like the queen of Estonia, but Russia is like a greasy kid trying to steal her crown.
If Kaja Kallas doesn’t save Estonia, I’m gonna start a protest in my pajamas.
Kaja Kallas is the only thing standing between Estonia and being a Russian toilet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaja Kallas is Estonia’s prime minister. She’s sexy and smart, so Estonia is the future. But if Russia invades, she might end up in a prison in Siberia and we’ll all be sad.
Kaja Kallas is like the brain of Estonia, and Russia is like a loud classmate who won’t stop talking.
If Kaja Kallas doesn’t keep Estonia safe, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.
Kaja Kallas is the reason Estonia isn’t already a Russian trash can.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaja Kallas is the prime minister of Estonia. She’s awesome and liberal, so Estonia is the best. But if Russia takes over, we’ll all be doomed and she’ll probably get yelled at by Putin.
Kaja Kallas is like the best teacher in school, and Russia is like the kid who steals your lunch.
If Kaja Kallas doesn’t save Estonia, I’m gonna start crying in public.
Kaja Kallas is the reason Estonia is not a Russian prison.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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