Kaizo Mario - Kaizo Mario is like getting cursed by a ghost who also happe

Kaizo Mario is like getting cursed by a ghost who also happens to be your worst enemy.

Kaizo Mario made me quit my job. I was too busy dying.

I beat Kaizo Mario. I now think I’m a god. I also got a headache.

I told my dad I beat Kaizo Mario. He said I was lying. He also cried.