Kaizo Mario

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Kaizo Mario is like being forced to run a marathon while your legs are on fire and someone keeps throwing bricks at you.

I played Kaizo Mario once. I cried. I got a headache. I called my mom.

My brother said Kaizo Mario was easy. He got kicked out of the house.

I tried to beat Kaizo Mario. I failed. I now hate myself.

Kaizo Mario is the reason why your brain feels like it’s been squished in a trash can.

I beat Kaizo Mario. I did it. I now have a medal of shame.

My friend tried to beat Kaizo Mario. He gave up. He now lives in a cave.

I started Kaizo Mario. I got distracted. I now have 12 tabs open.

Kaizo Mario is like getting cursed by a ghost who also happens to be your worst enemy.

Kaizo Mario made me quit my job. I was too busy dying.

I beat Kaizo Mario. I now think I’m a god. I also got a headache.

I told my dad I beat Kaizo Mario. He said I was lying. He also cried.