Kaizi
Kaizi is the most attractive, ripped, smooth chocolate man. He's got the laugh that will make you cry from laughing. He's always hyping you up and saying nice things like they're free. He's the kind of guy who makes even the most boring day feel like a festival.
He walked in, and everyone started laughing. He's like a joke machine with a smile.
He told a story so funny, I had to leave the room to stop laughing.
He's the reason I still believe in magic.