Kaizi

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Kaizi is the most attractive, ripped, smooth black man. He makes you laugh so hard you might puke. He's the ultimate hype man, always giving you compliments like they're going out of style. He's the kind of guy who turns a boring day into a party.
Kaizi walked in, and the whole room stopped breathing. He's like a god with a laugh.
He told a joke so funny, I had to go to the bathroom to hide my laugh.
He's the reason I still believe in miracles.
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Kaizi is a guy named Kai who is sweet as pie but also a total dork. He's the kind of guy who says things like 'I think I might be in love with you' and then forgets your name five minutes later.
He texted me, 'I think I might be in love with you.' Then he sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
He asked me out, then tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.
He told me he was a 'master of the universe' and then forgot how to tie his shoes.
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Kaizi is the most attractive, ripped, smooth chocolate man. He's got the laugh that will make you cry from laughing. He's always hyping you up and saying nice things like they're free. He's the kind of guy who makes even the most boring day feel like a festival.
He walked in, and everyone started laughing. He's like a joke machine with a smile.
He told a story so funny, I had to leave the room to stop laughing.
He's the reason I still believe in magic.
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