Kaizi
Kaizi is a guy named Kai who is sweet as pie but also a total dork. He's the kind of guy who says things like 'I think I might be in love with you' and then forgets your name five minutes later.
He texted me, 'I think I might be in love with you.' Then he sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
He asked me out, then tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.
He told me he was a 'master of the universe' and then forgot how to tie his shoes.