Kaizerfan
A person who only listens to Kaizers Orchestra, wears their band shirts like a second skin, and will die if they don’t see them live at least once a month.
I wore my Kaizers Orchestra shirt to my job interview and my boss didn’t even say anything.
I cried when I found out the band was on a break.
I went to a concert and forgot to eat because I was too busy screaming along.