Kaizerfan

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A person who loves Kaizers Orchestra so much they live in a trash can and only speak in Norwegian rock songs.
I’ve missed three jobs this week because I was at a Kaizers Orchestra concert instead.
My dog now sings along to 'Jeg elsker deg' and I’m not even sure why.
I told my mom I was going to the grocery store, but I actually went to a Kaizers Orchestra gig.
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Someone who thinks Kaizers Orchestra is the only band that has ever existed and will punch you if you say otherwise.
I got into a fight at the bus stop because someone said 'Måsken' wasn’t a real song.
I skipped my math test to stream Kaizers Orchestra on my phone.
My friend thinks I’m a weirdo because I named my goldfish after a Kaizers Orchestra song.
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A person who only listens to Kaizers Orchestra, wears their band shirts like a second skin, and will die if they don’t see them live at least once a month.
I wore my Kaizers Orchestra shirt to my job interview and my boss didn’t even say anything.
I cried when I found out the band was on a break.
I went to a concert and forgot to eat because I was too busy screaming along.
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