kaizer
A kaizer is a Puerto Rican with ADHD who’s constantly getting dumped, and he doesn’t even know why.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s Puerto Rican, has ADHD, and gets dumped every week.", said by someone who got dumped.
"She’s a kaizer, she’s Puerto Rican, has ADHD, and can’t keep a relationship.", said by someone who got broken up with.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s the only person who gets dumped by everyone.", said by someone who’s tired of being dumped.