kaizer

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Kaizer is a German word that means prince, but it also means someone who thinks they're royalty and acts like they own the place.
"You're just a kaizer, not a king!", said by a guy who got kicked out of a fancy restaurant.
"I'm the kaizer of this party.", said by a guy who didn't know how to dance.
"He walked in like he was the kaizer of the universe.", said by a guy who didn't even know the word.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A kaizer is a leader of some secret group that only the cool people know about. He’s also a Tai-Chi master and can shoot like a sniper, but he’s still a total mystery.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s got a secret life and a fancy martial art.", said by a guy who got invited to a secret meeting.
"He’s a kaizer, he disappeared after I called him a poser.", said by a guy who was kicked out of the group.
"He’s a kaizer, he can fight and shoot, but he still can’t do my taxes.", said by a guy who’s tired of being rich.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Kaizer means someone who's like a prince or emperor, but also someone who thinks they’re the best person in the room and everyone else is just background noise.
"He’s a kaizer, he thinks he’s the best person in the universe.", said by someone who got beaten up by him.
"He’s a kaizer, he rises above everyone else, like he’s the king of the block.", said by someone who got kicked out of a club.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s like a royal and he's not afraid to show it.", said by someone who got ignored in the group chat.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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To pull a kaizer is to vanish without saying goodbye, like you're a ghost who just left the party.
"He pulled a kaizer, he disappeared before I could even say hi.", said by someone who was left hanging.
"She pulled a kaizer, she left the bar before I could ask her out.", said by someone who got rejected.
"He pulled a kaizer, he left before I could tell him I liked him.", said by someone who was left alone.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A kaizer is the guy who has everything, looks, brains, charm, and he's so nice you'll want to marry him.
"He's a kaizer, he's got looks, brains, and he's super nice.", said by someone who got dumped.
"He's a kaizer, he's the kind of guy who supports you no matter what.", said by someone who got a shoulder to cry on.
"He's a kaizer, he's like a prince who's also your best friend.", said by someone who got a shoulder to cry on.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A kaizer is someone who's overly dramatic and needs constant praise, like they're the only one who matters in the world.
"He's a kaizer, he cries when he gets a B.", said by someone who got a C.
"She's a kaizer, she won't stop talking about herself.", said by someone who got ignored.
"He's a kaizer, he needs a medal just for getting up.", said by someone who got dumped.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A kaizer is a Puerto Rican with ADHD who’s constantly getting dumped, and he doesn’t even know why.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s Puerto Rican, has ADHD, and gets dumped every week.", said by someone who got dumped.
"She’s a kaizer, she’s Puerto Rican, has ADHD, and can’t keep a relationship.", said by someone who got broken up with.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s the only person who gets dumped by everyone.", said by someone who’s tired of being dumped.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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