kaizer
A kaizer is a leader of some secret group that only the cool people know about. He’s also a Tai-Chi master and can shoot like a sniper, but he’s still a total mystery.
"He’s a kaizer, he’s got a secret life and a fancy martial art.", said by a guy who got invited to a secret meeting.
"He’s a kaizer, he disappeared after I called him a poser.", said by a guy who was kicked out of the group.
"He’s a kaizer, he can fight and shoot, but he still can’t do my taxes.", said by a guy who’s tired of being rich.