kaiwaun
a tall boy who’s too good-looking for his own good but still can’t get a date because he’s too focused on lesbians
He tried to get a date and said, 'I don’t want a date, I want a lesbian.'
He walked past a lesbian and dropped to his knees and started praying.
He asked a girl out and said, 'I can’t date you, I’ve got a lesbian to meet.'