kaiwaun

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a lanky boy who’s too tall for his own good and cries when he sees a lesbian
He saw a lesbian at the mall and started sobbing like a baby.
He tried to ask a lesbian out and got rejected by three girls in one day.
He stood on a chair to look down on a lesbian and still looked awkward.
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a boy who’s so tall he looks like a giraffe and still can’t get a date because he’s obsessed with lesbians
He walked into a lesbian bar and immediately fainted.
He tried to flirt with a lesbian and said, 'I’m a giraffe, I’m not a joke.'
He asked a lesbian out and got turned down by her and her best friend.
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a tall boy who’s too good-looking for his own good but still can’t get a date because he’s too focused on lesbians
He tried to get a date and said, 'I don’t want a date, I want a lesbian.'
He walked past a lesbian and dropped to his knees and started praying.
He asked a girl out and said, 'I can’t date you, I’ve got a lesbian to meet.'
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