Kaivyone
A Kaivyone is like a superhero who brings you snacks and insults your enemies. He’s the guy who’ll take you to the hospital if you get hurt and then fight the doctor for making you cry.
He brought me donuts and told my crush he was a ‘disgusting human being.’
He took me to the ER after I fell off my bike and yelled at the nurse.
He brought me ice cream and said my ex was ‘literally the worst.’