Kaivyone

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A Kaivyone is a man who gets you flowers when you’re broke and crying in the shower. He’ll fight your ex and your dad if you tell him to. Don’t mess with him or he’ll punch you in the face and say your mom’s name.
My Kaivyone sent me a bouquet of roses and a pizza when I failed my math test.
He beat up my brother for saying I was ugly.
He drove three hours just to bring me soup when I was sick.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaivyone is like a superhero who brings you snacks and insults your enemies. He’s the guy who’ll take you to the hospital if you get hurt and then fight the doctor for making you cry.
He brought me donuts and told my crush he was a ‘disgusting human being.’
He took me to the ER after I fell off my bike and yelled at the nurse.
He brought me ice cream and said my ex was ‘literally the worst.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaivyone is a man who will kiss your forehead when you’re sad and then throw your ex out of your house. He’s the kind of guy who’ll take you to the mall and buy you everything just to shut you up.
He kissed my head when I cried and then yelled at my ex for being a ‘disaster.’
He bought me a new phone and said my ex was ‘not worthy.’
He took me to the mall and said, ‘You’re getting everything because you’re my queen.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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