kaito isn’t hot - Kaito’s hotness is fake, like a pizza that’s been left in th

Kaito’s hotness is fake, like a pizza that’s been left in the sun for too long.

I told my friend Kaito isn’t hot, and he called me a baby.

Kaito tried to be cool, but he just looked confused.

He asked me out and I said no, then I texted him a goat meme.