kaito isn’t hot

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Kaito looks like a rat that fell into a garbage can and forgot how to be cute.
I saw Kaito in the hallway and I almost threw up.
My mom said Kaito is hotter than my dad's hair.
He tried to flirt with me and I laughed in his face.
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Kaito’s hotness is fake, like a pizza that’s been left in the sun for too long.
I told my friend Kaito isn’t hot, and he called me a baby.
Kaito tried to be cool, but he just looked confused.
He asked me out and I said no, then I texted him a goat meme.
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Kaito isn’t hot. He’s like a sad sock that got lost in the laundry.
My friend still thinks Kaito is hot, and I’m sick of it.
Kaito waved at me, and I waved back just to be polite.
He tried to impress me with his voice, but it sounded like a broken recorder.
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