Kaitlyn Ward
Kaitlyn Ward is the human version of a glitter bomb. She’s hilarious and smart, but she’ll also let you know exactly how stupid you are.
You tell her you’re going to be a famous singer. She says, 'You’ll be famous for being a failure.'
She answers every question in class before the teacher even asks it.
She texts you a meme of a dog eating glitter when you tell her about your bad day.