Kaitlyn Ward

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Kaitlyn Ward is a hot mess who’s nice even when she’s dying inside. She’s always there for you even if she’s mad at you for being a idiot.
You text her at 2 a. m. crying about your ex. She texts back, 'Just don’t eat pizza and cry.'
She stays up all night helping you with your math test even though she failed it last year.
She laughs at your dumb jokes even when she’s already tired of your face.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn Ward is the human version of a glitter bomb. She’s hilarious and smart, but she’ll also let you know exactly how stupid you are.
You tell her you’re going to be a famous singer. She says, 'You’ll be famous for being a failure.'
She answers every question in class before the teacher even asks it.
She texts you a meme of a dog eating glitter when you tell her about your bad day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn Ward is like your best friend who also happens to be a boss. She’s always smiling, even when she wants to punch you.
You forget her birthday. She texts you, 'I forgive you, but only because I’m too tired to be mad.'
She helps you cheat on your test, then tells the teacher you did it alone.
She laughs so hard at your jokes that she cries.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn Ward is the kind of person who will slap you with a tissue and call it a compliment. She’s sweet, smart, and never lets you forget how dumb you are.
You tell her you’re going to be a rockstar. She says, 'You’ll be a rockstar at being a disaster.'
She finishes your homework for you and then texts you, 'You owe me.'
She pretends to be mad at you, but you know she’s just being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn Ward is the human equivalent of a rainbow. She’s colorful, loud, and always knows how to make you feel better even when you’re a mess.
You text her, 'I failed my test.' She texts back, 'So what? You’re still my favorite disaster.'
She sings you a song during lunch even though she’s terrible at it.
She brings you snacks every day just because she likes you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn Ward is the kind of person who will stand up for you even when you’re being a total idiot. She’s smart, funny, and never lets you forget you’re an idiot.
You tell her you’re going to be a scientist. She says, 'You’ll be a scientist at being a dumbass.'
She helps you with your homework even though she’s too busy being awesome.
She laughs at your jokes even when she’s already tired of your face.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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