Kaitlyn James
Kaitlyn James wears a wig like it’s her life. She has a death wish for woodwind instruments, emos, and Ffion. She only takes baths on Sundays because she’s too lazy to be clean on other days.
She said: 'Ffion is the devil’s twin. I hate her more than math.'
She texted: 'I took a bath today. I feel fancy. I might die of happiness.'
She said in class: 'The flute is a cursed instrument. I will not be its victim again.'