Kaitlyn James

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Kaitlyn James is a girl who sports a glittery wig like it’s a crime. She hates woodwind instruments, emos, and anyone named Ffion with the fire of a thousand angry raccoons. She wears a tie and blazer from student reception because she thinks it’s fancy.
She texted me: 'Ffion is the worst. I might throw my wig at her.'
She DM’d me: 'I wore the blazer today. I look like a stuck-up chicken.'
She said in class: 'The clarinet is the devil. I will not be tortured by it again.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn James wears a wig like it’s her life. She has a death wish for woodwind instruments, emos, and Ffion. She only takes baths on Sundays because she’s too lazy to be clean on other days.
She said: 'Ffion is the devil’s twin. I hate her more than math.'
She texted: 'I took a bath today. I feel fancy. I might die of happiness.'
She said in class: 'The flute is a cursed instrument. I will not be its victim again.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlyn James is the girl with the wig that shines like a disco ball. She has a hatred for woodwind instruments, emos, and Ffion that could make a dragon blush. She only takes baths on Sundays because she’s too lazy to be clean on other days.
She said in class: 'The saxophone is my nemesis. I will fight it.'
She texted me: 'Ffion is the worst. I may need a wig to survive her.'
She said: 'I took a bath on Sunday. I feel like a king.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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