Kaitlan
A girl who can't spell her own name and thinks commas are just punctuation. She'll text you with no spaces and make you feel like you're in a grammar war. She needs a life, but she'll just text you about it.
"I love you, but I hate commas."
"Grammarly is my enemy and I will fight it."
"I don't put spaces after commas, it's a personal choice."