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A hot little thing with a body that makes guys drool, but she's short enough to make them laugh. She's sweet when she wants to be, but she'll let you know when she's tired of your stupid decisions. She's great in bed and will stick with you forever, even if she can't pick her own damn shirt.
"You're the best, but I swear if you choose another shirt I'm gonna die."
"He asked me out and I said yes, but I still don't know why."
"I'm not short, I'm just perfectly proportioned."