kaithlyn
Kaithlyn is a one-in-a-million weirdo who thinks way too much or way too little. They’ll cry over a spilled soda, but they’ll laugh at your bad jokes.
Kaithlyn: 'I cried because my soda spilled. I felt like I died.' You: 'That’s not even real.' Kaithlyn: 'It is to me.'
You tell a joke. Kaithlyn: 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.' You: 'Thanks.' Kaithlyn: 'You’re welcome.'
Kaithlyn texts you: 'I think too much. My brain is exploding.' You: 'Just text me.' Kaithlyn: 'No. My brain is exploding.'