kaithlyn

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Kaithlyn is a hot mess who’ll go full-on psycho if you mess with her squad. She’s got a squad of 100 friends, and she’ll beat your ass if you even look at them wrong.

You: 'Hey, Kaithlyn, why you so mad?' Kaithlyn: 'Because you insulted my friend.' You: 'But I just said hi.' Kaithlyn: 'That’s a lie.'

Kaithlyn walks into the room. You say 'hi.' She says 'I know what you did last night.' You: 'What did I do?' She: 'You looked at my friend.'

Friend group texts: 'Kaithlyn is coming. Brings snacks. Also, bring a weapon.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaithlyn is a one-in-a-million weirdo who thinks way too much or way too little. They’ll cry over a spilled soda, but they’ll laugh at your bad jokes.

Kaithlyn: 'I cried because my soda spilled. I felt like I died.' You: 'That’s not even real.' Kaithlyn: 'It is to me.'

You tell a joke. Kaithlyn: 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.' You: 'Thanks.' Kaithlyn: 'You’re welcome.'

Kaithlyn texts you: 'I think too much. My brain is exploding.' You: 'Just text me.' Kaithlyn: 'No. My brain is exploding.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaithlyn is a Virgo, a fighter, and a total boss. She’ll haunt your dreams if you don’t give her enough attention.

You sleep. You dream. You see Kaithlyn. You wake up. You’re still dreaming. You’re now a ghost.

You: 'I don’t care about you, Kaithlyn.' Kaithlyn: 'You’ll regret that.' You: 'I don’t care.' Kaithlyn: 'You will.'

You try to forget Kaithlyn. You can’t. You try again. Still can’t. You’re now a zombie.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaithlyn is a fireball who’ll scream your name at the top of her lungs if you’re happy. She’ll cry if you’re sad. She’s the human version of a mood ring.

You: 'I got an A!' Kaithlyn: 'I’m so proud of you! Let’s scream your name at the top of our lungs!' You: 'Okay.' Kaithlyn: 'Let’s go!'

You: 'I failed my test.' Kaithlyn: 'Why? I failed my test with you. I felt like I died.' You: 'Thanks.' Kaithlyn: 'You’re welcome.'

You: 'I’m feeling down.' Kaithlyn: 'Let me cry with you.' You: 'Okay.' Kaithlyn: 'I’m now crying with you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago