Kaison - A Kaison is a jacked-up, heart-of-gold, hotshot who could ch

A Kaison is a jacked-up, heart-of-gold, hotshot who could charm the pants off any girl. He has hair so perfect, it looks like it was styled by a god.

Kaison: 'I could date anyone.' Me: 'You dated my cousin last week.' Kaison: 'She was cute.'

Kaison walks into the room. The whole class stops breathing. Me: 'He’s like a superhero.'

Kaison: 'I got straight A’s.' Me: 'You cheated.' Kaison: 'I got straight A’s.'