Kaison

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A Kaison is a jacked-up, heart-of-gold, hotshot who could charm the pants off any girl. He has hair so perfect, it looks like it was styled by a god.

Kaison: 'I could date anyone.' Me: 'You dated my cousin last week.' Kaison: 'She was cute.'

Kaison walks into the room. The whole class stops breathing. Me: 'He’s like a superhero.'

Kaison: 'I got straight A’s.' Me: 'You cheated.' Kaison: 'I got straight A’s.'

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A Kaison is a ginger with a face that could scare a dragon. He’s also a total softie.

Kaison: 'I’m gonna eat you.' Me: 'You’re a chicken.' Kaison: 'I’m a ginger chicken.'

Kaison tries to scare me with his face. I laugh. He tries to punch me. I laugh harder.

Kaison: 'I’m the scariest person in the world.' Me: 'You look like a hot dog.'

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A Kaison is a love-crazy, heart-on-his-sleeve, park-loving dork. He’s also a total chump.

Kaison: 'I love picnics.' Me: 'You’ve had three picnics this week.' Kaison: 'I love picnics.'

Kaison: 'I’ll be with her forever.' Me: 'You dumped her yesterday.'

Kaison: 'I’m gonna walk the entire park.' Me: 'You walked 20 feet.' Kaison: 'I’m gonna walk the entire park.'

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Kaison is a softie with soft hair who gets straight A’s and hangs out with the GRAF clan. He’s also a self-obsessed, nickname-loving weirdo.

Kaison: 'I’m in the GRAF clan.' Me: 'What’s GRAF?' Kaison: 'Gaming Reapers Anonymous Force.' Me: 'You play video games?' Kaison: 'I’m a gaming reaper.'

Kaison: 'My nickname is Kai Guy.' Me: 'Why?' Kaison: 'Because I’m cool.' Me: 'You’re not cool.'

Kaison: 'I got A’s.' Me: 'You got A’s.' Kaison: 'I got A’s.' Me: 'You’re annoying.'

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Kaison is a spelling-challenged, definition-making, social-media-showing, sometimes-dumb, sometimes-funny weirdo.

Kaison: 'I made my own definition!' Me: 'You spelled serch wrong.' Kaison: 'I’m a spelling-challenged definition-maker.'

Kaison: 'I have Instagram!' Me: 'You show it to everyone.' Kaison: 'I’m cool.' Me: 'You’re not cool.'

Kaison: 'I’m funny.' Me: 'You said 'serch' again.' Kaison: 'I’m funny.' Me: 'You’re not funny.'

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Kaison is a normal guy who’s dating the most beautiful girl in the world. He’s also the luckiest person ever.

Kaison: 'I’m dating the most beautiful girl in the world.' Me: 'You dumped her last week.' Kaison: 'She’s still beautiful.'

Kaison: 'I’m lucky.' Me: 'You’re dating the most beautiful girl in the world.' Kaison: 'I’m lucky.'

Kaison: 'I’m normal.' Me: 'You’re dating the most beautiful girl in the world.' Kaison: 'I’m normal.' Me: 'You’re not normal.'

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A Kaison is a brain-dead, no-sense, love-crazy, girl-dumper who dates every girl he sees.

Kaison: 'I’m dating her.' Me: 'You dumped her yesterday.' Kaison: 'She was cute.'

Kaison: 'I date every girl.' Me: 'You dated my cousin.' Kaison: 'She was cute.'

Kaison: 'I’m not brain-dead.' Me: 'You spelled serch wrong.' Kaison: 'I’m not brain-dead.' Me: 'You’re brain-dead.'

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